Hello.

        Attention given is 
        attention deserved.

        And the way you've been acting, 

        you don't even deserve hello.

On another note, sitting in the Doctor's waiting room last week I watched a few minutes of the film 'A lot like love'. This line made me chortle:

                                           "Strike two was that I didn't play guitar. 

                                            Strike three was that I was born under the wrong start sign. 

                                            What was strike one?" - boy

                                            

                                                        "Strike one was that I had to make the first move" - girl
                                           
                                           "I got strike one before we even met???" - boy